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January 9

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Capricorn 12/22-1/20 Goal: To get that A Chat up teachers after school because test tips will come in handy. Once you've aced the exam, give yourself that well deserved break (did someone say extra sleep?!) you’ve been lo...

Never stop eating

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 28

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Paula, I can't stop eating. I just so hungry all the time. What should I do? Am I broken?   Big eater, Personally, I'm just hungry for some good grammar. That hollow-leg feeling can be a bit of a drag, but the...

NGB

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 19

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Dear Paula, My team lost in semi finals and I miss my team. What am I suppose to do?                                                                                     -NGB   Dear NGB, Here’s an idea, how about acting as thou...

Bad Friends

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 19

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My friend is mistreating me. What should I do?                                   -Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, Personally, I love fighting fire with fire. So first you buy water balloons...

Breaking up with my Girlfriend…

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 19

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Dear Paula, How do I break up with my girlfriend?                        - Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, It’s simple. You buy a large cheese pizza and write on it “ We’re over,” in pepper...

No Good Guys?

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 19

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Dear Paula, Why aren't there any good single guys?                             -Anonymous   Dear Anonymous, I’ve been asking myself that same question for years. It seems all the goo...

Bad Dream

Paula, Advice Columnist

March 19

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Dear Paula, So I had this dream and I was in a boat, but it wasn't a real boat, it was a shoe and I was in the middle of an ocean but it wasn't a real ocean, it was lemonade. I hope. Then a wizard on a hill shot down lightning...

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