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Don’t Beach Out, Beach In and go to Florida

Brittany Cormier, Editor

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Sometimes in life we are forced to do things we do not want to do. This is one of those times.

 

So I guess there’s going to be a “beach theme” instead of the normal whiteout for this coming football game? Themes are okay and all, but why does it have to be the beach? Beyond sitting in the ocean for six hours at a time, I’ve never gotten the appeal of the beach. It’s hot, there’s sand in your britches, people bring their obnoxious fat kids that like to throw rocks at seagulls and miss….

 

They could have at least picked something cool/threatening. Like… Vampires. Or Bears. I’d suggest a Native American type deal but with all of us being white and having that little appropriation problem going on that no one has tried to address (to busy with drugs I guess), I don’t care to think of it.

 

Some say that having a theme makes the crowd louder and feel like a unified group, which granted, is probably true, but I for one do not want to be sitting next to a guy attired simply in a sunscreen and speedo combo.

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