• Good luck on all finals!

Chieftain Press

Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

Twitter Enthusiast, Correspondent

Hang on for a minute...we're trying to find some more stories you might like.


Email This Story






If you dabble in the world of social media you might have noticed the growing trend of photos describing the event of someone gaining control of the aux cord in certain situations. For those of you who don’t know “Aux Cord” is short for Auxiliary Cable Of Radio Destruction. If you own a car the chances are you won’t be fumbling with tape cassettes, vinyls, or cd’s anymore. You most likely have your iPhone plugged into your car stereo through the tiny 3.5mm hole that some aux cords are proud to call “home”.

B1QFNIMIEAAhgEm
“When you’re looking for America and you pass Chris Columbus the Aux Cord”

Now one thing you shouldn’t do is go thinking that the Aux Cord is just a wire that carries your music through your cars stereo. The Aux Cord is so much more than that. It represents friendship. It represents the good times and helps you forget the bad times.

Only through the aux cord can you cause your friends station wagon to erupt in flames. Only through the aux cord can country music give you severe frostbite. Only through the aux cord can you bring a group of people together in perfect harmony over some dope music.

train

“When the conductor hands you the aux cord on the Polar Express”.

So next time you have a house party, or maybe you and some friends simply jump in the car to go get Chipotle, hand the aux cord to a friend (homie) or even a stranger (homie-to-be). You never know what could happen next.

Just don’t play Country…

frozen-car-726720

Print Friendly, PDF & Email

Leave a Comment

If you want a picture to show with your comment, go get a gravatar.




Navigate Right
Navigate Left
  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Campus

    Former Nashoba Students Give Back

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Community

    New Discoveries Could Indicate Life on Mars

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Campus

    The Build-up to the Play for Will

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Community

    32 oz: No problem

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    A&E

    Maxy Max and the Funky Bunch

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    A&E

    Robin Hood’s Renaissance Faire Comes to Lancaster

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Campus

    Jack Meilleur and Project 351

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Campus

    The Junior’s Field Trip to Walden Pond

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    A&E

    The Origins of the Red Sox & Yankees’ Rivalry

  • Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad

    Campus

    Senior National Commitment Day

The student news site of Nashoba Regional High School
Fire Hazards Aren’t Always Bad