Bad Dream

Paula, Advice Columnist

Dear Paula,

So I had this dream and I was in a boat, but it wasn’t a real boat, it was a shoe and I was in the middle of an ocean but it wasn’t a real ocean, it was lemonade. I hope. Then a wizard on a hill shot down lightning and I turned into gummy bears. What do you think this means.

                                                                                  -Anonymous

Dear Anonymous,

 Go see a therapist!