Breaking up with my Girlfriend…

Paula, Advice Columnist

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Dear Paula,

How do I break up with my girlfriend?

                       – Anonymous


Dear Anonymous,

It’s simple. You buy a large cheese pizza and write on it “ We’re over,” in pepperoni. That way she won’t be too upset because she will have comfort food. It’s a win-win,  if you ask me!